After a day at the beach
We’re both kinda tired
Caleb smoked pot
And will probably be fired (just kidding dad!!)
We returned to our room for a good nights rest
So I went to the shower
(I thought it’d be best)
The Hilton it’s not
But it ain’t quite so bad
That was the coldest shower I’ve ever had
I don’t think the plumbing is quite up to code
And I won’t even tell you about the public commode.
But we’re all tucked in now,
And ready for sleep
But my pillow smells like somebody’s feet…..